BOXY'S TRUISMS

-I ONLY TALK WHEN MY EARS HURT

-REDHEADS MAKE HORRIBLE PETS

-A SECRET WRITTEN, IS STILL A SECRET TOLD

-IT'S NOT AN ADVENTURE TILL SOMEONE GETS HURT

-A PRAYER A DAY, KEEPS SATAN AWAY

-YOU LAUGH BECAUSE I'M DIFFERENT, I LAUGH BECAUSE I'M INSANE

-HONKY, IF YOU TONKY

-MY FINGERS SMELL LIKE MAGIC

-ALL COMEDIANS DIE

-IMAGINARY RESULTS MAY APPLY 

-IF YOU CAN'T BE A GOOD INFLUENCE, AT LEAST BE A HORRIBLE EXAMPLE

BOXYQUEENS' DICTIONARY

CONSTANTANEOUSLY (con-stant-ane-e-us-ly) : to be constantly spontaneous.

HAVE (haiv) : the back of the knee.

HILARIA (hi-lare-i-a) : to laugh so hard it causes physical pain, embarrassing body functions, and it's difficult to stop.

HUBBAGUG (hub-a-gug) : the sound of belching and speaking at the same time.

PEDESTRATE (pe-des-trate) : to walk, what pedestrians do.